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Condition: very_good. Book is in very good condition and may include minimal underlining highlighting. The book can also include "From the library of" labels. May not contain miscellaneous items toys, dvds, etc. . We offer 100% money back guarantee and 24 7 customer service. Newman, Britney (illustrator).…

Condition: very_good. Book is in very good condition and may include minimal underlining highlighting. The book can also include "From the library of" labels. May not contain miscellaneous items toys, dvds, etc. . We offer 100% money back guarantee and 24 7 customer service. Newman, Britney (illustrator).…

Paperback. Condition: As New. No Jacket. Pages are clean and are not marred by notes or folds of any kind. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Newman, Britney (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: New.

Paperback. Condition: New.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Condition: acceptable. Used - Acceptable: All pages and the cover are intact, but shrink wrap, dust covers, or boxed set case may be missing. Pages may include limited notes, highlighting, or minor water damage but the text is readable. Item may be missing bundled media.

Paperback. Condition: New.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.

Condition: New. In English.

Condition: New. In English. Newman, Britney (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: New. Newman, Britney (illustrator).

Condition: New. In English.

Paperback. Condition: New.

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Neuware - Caroline loves Dave. Dave loves Caroline. They're Caucasian, and there's a problem. No, not them being Caucasian, something else. Dave also loves business. Caroline wants nothing more than for Dave to see what she looks like below her navel, but Dave never gives her enough allotted time for that to happen. He's always so busy with business. Dave has to be careful, because Caroline has this stupid friend, Brenda, that I really hate and she wants Caroline to herself. She wants Dave super dead and out of the picture for good. Wait. There's more. Business hates Caroline, because she keeps trying to get Dave to miss important deadlines, so they can have sexy fun times together. Dave and Caroline seriously need to get their act together before Brenda and Business destroy their love. That would be bad. Why Because romance isn't like that. Luckily for our lovebirds, they have a secret weapon - Mortimer, a crafty goldfish who is amazing at coming up with brilliant plans. But can his plans save the lovers from turmoil and chaos, or will Brenda and Business succeed in obliterating the potential for the greatest love story ever to be told There's also a cat named Cheddar in the story. He's great.…

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Neuware.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Love is beautiful on paper; beyond that, it's paper cuts. Those tiny incisions surgically slice away the humanity, we hold so dear. After time, those tiny incisions become a full dissection. The self-respect of our entrails is an ocean at our feet, fed by the waterfall spewing from a butchered Y-section, Cupid swore would never happen. It's a long, long death. It gets to the point where you want to desperately pull your flesh further apart, to accelerate the flood, because drowning yourself no matter how horrific it will be, is better than one more paper cut from another broken promise. You're probably wondering why love at all then. The answer - we hate ourselves more than we're willing to admit. It's a fine line between lovesick and sick of love. It's not our fault. We're masochists. We'll always seek the things that will destroy us, and there's nothing more powerful than yearning to hear those three little words, and we'll reciprocate, because we don't know any better. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Condition: New. Print on Demand.

Condition: New. Print on Demand.

Condition: New. Print on Demand.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. You know what Romance Is Like That didn't need? A sequel. You know what else it didn't need? A prequel about a civilization of microscopic gremlins living inside Caroline's rectum. Yet, here we are. And for that I am terribly sorry. The fantastical adventure of The Lost Gremlin World of Froglim starts with your favourite lovebirds, Dave and Caroline, going for a hike. Their plan to have the best picnic is quickly ruined because it's a prequel, which means Brenda is alive. I am also sorry about that. Not only does Brenda put a damper on what would have been romantic memories, but Caroline falls down an embankment and winds up getting a stick wedged inside her rectum. Ouchies. And that's when the magic begins, because that stick is where a mythical race of gremlins called home. For story-wise, that's promising, because everyone knows every amazing story begins with some sort of penetration. The Froglimians must adapt to their new environment. They are an adverse species who never quit and are up to the impossible task of rebuilding Froglim. Things seem to go well until they find out what a pain in the ass residing in an organism with an immune system can be. Caroline's white blood cells waste no time threatening their entire existence. If you know how an immune system works, you understand why. Luckily for our merry band of gremlin friends, they meet the deity of Caroline's digestive system - Dia and Rrhea. They're fecal goddesses, and get this, they're also conjoined twins; together they stand with the Froglimians to fight off the evil Neutrophils. Don't worry. This fantasy is also a romance because Dandyfunk, the main protagonist, falls in love with Rrhea. You're probably wondering how that's possible. It just is. Dia isn't happy about it either, okay. Listen. If you're not interested in reading about a gremlin falling in love with poo and giving her all the kisses, then this book isn't for you. What I can tell you, though, is that The Lost Gremlin World of Froglim has a giant cast of loveable characters, you'll adore. I'm not lying. Lobscouse alone makes this book worth risking your will to read ever again, and very likely your libido as well. Self-sabotaging yourself has never been so fun. I am aware this synopsis is bloody terrible, but what do you expect? It's a story about literal microscopic gremlins living inside a woman's bum. What could I possibly say for you to be like, "Yes, this is the book for me."? Exactly. However, if you keep your expectations low enough, you might be pleasantly surprised by how amazing I am at world-building. I mean, as far as making it seem like a rectum is a habitable place for tiny creatures to thrive, I think I did pretty good. Fortunately for me, The Lost Gremlin World of Froglim is a direct prequel to Romance Is Like That, which, unfortunately for you, means there's a sense of obligation that you have to read it. Hey, don't be mad. We both knew this day would eventually come. Well, there you have it, a poorly-constructed explanation of what you're about to waste your money on. All that's left is ending this with a catchy one-liner. Will the Froglimians be exterminated, or will they live crappily ever after? If you read this book, you'll find out. Perfect. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

Condition: New. Print on Demand.

Condition: New. Newman, Britney (illustrator).