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Condition: New.

Condition: New.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

48 pp., num. figs, stapled 4.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. They said "Win the morning, win the day."I said "Win the snooze button, win my sanity."Welcome to The 5AM Miracle (That I Slept Through), a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide for anyone who has ever been guilt-tripped by self-help gurus, productivity bros, or that one coworker who brags about waking up before sunrise.Jay Dijkstra, Filipino humorist, certified procrastinator, and unwilling test subject in the cult of early rising, takes you on a chaotic journey through the myths of the morning routine. With sharp satire and unapologetic honesty, he exposes the scams, contradictions, and absurdities hiding behind the polished Instagram posts of the so-called "5AM Club."Inside, you'll find: Why cold showers just make you wet and angry.How pancit canton is the real breakfast of champions.Why accountability partners are just annoying friends.The dark truth about "No Days Off" culture (spoiler: kidney stones).The only actual secret to success (hint: there isn't one).Along the way, Jay mixes fake advice, self-deprecating case studies, and useless exercises that somehow end up being more helpful than anything a 1,000 Dollar seminar could give you. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you might even feel a little better about the fact that you still don't have your life together.This is not a self-help book. It is an anti-self-help book. The kind that roasts the entire genre while sneakily slipping in real insights about rest, consistency, and surviving in a world that never stops shouting at you to work harder.Perfect for burned-out Millennials, confused Gen Z, and anyone who has ever stared at a motivational poster and thought, "That's cute, but I'm broke."So if you're tired of gurus selling secrets, and if you would rather eat instant noodles than meditate at sunrise, this book is for you. The miracle is not in waking up at 5AM. The miracle is waking up at all, on your own terms.The 5AM Miracle (That I Slept Through) is Book 1 in The Self-Help for Idiots Who Are Tired of Self-Help series. Come for the jokes, stay for the relief that you're not the only one still failing at mornings. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Love is free, they said. But if you've ever cried in MRT Cubao over someone who "just wasn't ready," you know the truth: modern romance is utang with bad interest rates.Love on Credit is the brutally funny, painfully relatable sequel to Swipe Right on Trauma. It takes the disasters of dating and reframes them as financial scams-installments, hidden charges, ghost payments, and emotional bankruptcy. Because when it comes to love, the receipts always hurt.Inside these pages, you'll find: The 30-Day Free Trial Situationship - like Netflix, but with more tears and zero commitment.Interest Rates and Emotional Debt - how every "I'll change, promise" comes with hidden charges.Ghosts Don't Pay Their Bills - why closure never comes from people who vanish without paying their emotional tab.Loyalty Points, But Make It Painful - how staying too long in toxic love doesn't earn you rewards, just trauma.Pending Transactions - the agony of waiting for replies that feel like bank transfers stuck in limbo.If you've ever: Lent your heart like GCash to someone who never paid it back, Stayed in a relationship because "sayang naman,"Or convinced yourself a situationship was "enough"-.then congratulations, you're exactly who this book was written for.But here's the catch: it's not all jokes. Hidden between the roasts are real truths about self-worth, boundaries, and why you should stop financing people who treat you like clearance-sale love.Because in the end, love will always cost you something: time, patience, maybe even your Spotify premium. But it should never cost your dignity.Love on Credit is Book 2 of The Modern Romance Scam Series, a trilogy that roasts modern love while helping you survive it. Perfect for Millennials and Gen Z readers who are tired of boring advice and want to laugh at heartbreak instead.So stop lending yourself to people who ghost. Cancel your subscriptions to half-love. And remember: healing may not pay you back in cash, but it pays in peace. And that's priceless. "Finally, a book that explains why my love life feels like a 5-6 loan. Painful, accurate, hilarious." - A kapitbahay who still owes you 200 pesos"This book didn't fix my heart, but at least it made me laugh while checking my emotional balance. Would recommend over therapy." - Some guy eating Jollibee spaghetti alone"Made me realize I was the one doing installment payments in love. Thanks, I hate it." - Your friend who always says "utang na loob" in relationships"Seriously? Sino nagsulat nito?" - Jay Dijkstra This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - Love is free, they said. But if you've ever cried in MRT Cubao over someone who 'just wasn't ready,' you know the truth: modern romance is utang with bad interest rates.Love on Credit is the brutally funny, painfully relatable sequel to Swipe Right on Trauma. It takes the disasters of dating and reframes them as financial scams-installments, hidden charges, ghost payments, and emotional bankruptcy. Because when it comes to love, the receipts always hurt.Inside these pages, you'll find:The 30-Day Free Trial Situationship - like Netflix, but with more tears and zero commitment.Interest Rates and Emotional Debt - how every 'I'll change, promise' comes with hidden charges.Ghosts Don't Pay Their Bills - why closure never comes from people who vanish without paying their emotional tab.Loyalty Points, But Make It Painful - how staying too long in toxic love doesn't earn you rewards, just trauma.Pending Transactions - the agony of waiting for replies that feel like bank transfers stuck in limbo.If you've ever:Lent your heart like GCash to someone who never paid it backStayed in a relationship because 'sayang naman,'Or convinced yourself a situationship was 'enough'.then congratulations, you're exactly who this book was written for.But here's the catch: it's not all jokes. Hidden between the roasts are real truths about self-worth, boundaries, and why you should stop financing people who treat you like clearance-sale love.Because in the end, love will always cost you something: time, patience, maybe even your Spotify premium. But it should never cost your dignity.Love on Credit is Book 2 of The Modern Romance Scam Series, a trilogy that roasts modern love while helping you survive it. Perfect for Millennials and Gen Z readers who are tired of boring advice and want to laugh at heartbreak instead.So stop lending yourself to people who ghost. Cancel your subscriptions to half-love. And remember: healing may not pay you back in cash, but it pays in peace. And that's priceless.'Finally, a book that explains why my love life feels like a 5-6 loan. Painful, accurate, hilarious.' - A kapitbahay who still owes you 200 pesos'This book didn't fix my heart, but at least it made me laugh while checking my emotional balance. Would recommend over therapy.' - Some guy eating Jollibee spaghetti alone'Made me realize I was the one doing installment payments in love. Thanks, I hate it.' - Your friend who always says 'utang na loob' in relationships'Seriously Sino nagsulat nito ' - Jay Dijkstra.

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - They said 'Win the morning, win the day.'I said 'Win the snooze button, win my sanity.'Welcome to The 5AM Miracle (That I Slept Through), a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide for anyone who has ever been guilt-tripped by self-help gurus, productivity bros, or that one coworker who brags about waking up before sunrise.Jay Dijkstra, Filipino humorist, certified procrastinator, and unwilling test subject in the cult of early rising, takes you on a chaotic journey through the myths of the morning routine. With sharp satire and unapologetic honesty, he exposes the scams, contradictions, and absurdities hiding behind the polished Instagram posts of the so-called '5AM Club.'Inside, you'll find:Why cold showers just make you wet and angry.How pancit canton is the real breakfast of champions.Why accountability partners are just annoying friends.The dark truth about 'No Days Off' culture (spoiler: kidney stones).The only actual secret to success (hint: there isn't one).Along the way, Jay mixes fake advice, self-deprecating case studies, and useless exercises that somehow end up being more helpful than anything a 1,000 Dollar seminar could give you. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you might even feel a little better about the fact that you still don't have your life together.This is not a self-help book. It is an anti-self-help book. The kind that roasts the entire genre while sneakily slipping in real insights about rest, consistency, and surviving in a world that never stops shouting at you to work harder.Perfect for burned-out Millennials, confused Gen Z, and anyone who has ever stared at a motivational poster and thought, 'That's cute, but I'm broke.'So if you're tired of gurus selling secrets, and if you would rather eat instant noodles than meditate at sunrise, this book is for you. The miracle is not in waking up at 5AM. The miracle is waking up at all, on your own terms.The 5AM Miracle (That I Slept Through) is Book 1 in The Self-Help for Idiots Who Are Tired of Self-Help series. Come for the jokes, stay for the relief that you're not the only one still failing at mornings.

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Love on Credit | Jay Dijkstra | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2025 | Jayson Valencia | EAN 9798232992378 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand.

Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. The 5AM Miracle (That I Slept Through) | Jay Dijkstra | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2025 | Jayson Valencia | EAN 9798232647131 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand.