Jeff Foxworthy (Over 1,200 results)

Paperback. Condition: Good. They say your school years are your best years. That's a lie. There are plenty of good days ahead of you, unless you took so long to graduate that people thought you were in the seventeenth grade.Now it's time to take what you've learned in classes such as math, biology, and introductory drywall hanging and make a success of your life. Okay, maybe you can at least stay off of COPS or Judge Judy.You might be a redneck if . . .Your r'sum' includes your high scores on video games.You think the ability to hold a job is overrated.You've asked a hairstylist for a business at the front, party at the back cut.You list beginner's luck as a skill on a job application.Your savings account is in the ashtray of your truck. Boyd, David (illustrator). …

Paperback. Condition: Fair. They say your school years are your best years. That's a lie. There are plenty of good days ahead of you, unless you took so long to graduate that people thought you were in the seventeenth grade.Now it's time to take what you've learned in classes such as math, biology, and introductory drywall hanging and make a success of your life. Okay, maybe you can at least stay off of COPS or Judge Judy.You might be a redneck if . . .Your r'sum' includes your high scores on video games.You think the ability to hold a job is overrated.You've asked a hairstylist for a business at the front, party at the back cut.You list beginner's luck as a skill on a job application.Your savings account is in the ashtray of your truck. Boyd, David (illustrator). …

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. They say your school years are your best years. That's a lie. There are plenty of good days ahead of you, unless you took so long to graduate that people thought you were in the seventeenth grade.Now it's time to take what you've learned in classes such as math, biology, and introductory drywall hanging and make a success of your life. Okay, maybe you can at least stay off of COPS or Judge Judy.You might be a redneck if . . .Your r'sum' includes your high scores on video games.You think the ability to hold a job is overrated.You've asked a hairstylist for a business at the front, party at the back cut.You list beginner's luck as a skill on a job application.Your savings account is in the ashtray of your truck. Boyd, David (illustrator). …

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Paperback. Condition: Good. In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Paperback. Condition: Fair. In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).…

Hardcover. Condition: As New. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

hardcover. Condition: Very Good. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

hardcover. Condition: Very Good. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

hardcover. Condition: Very Good. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

Hardcover. Condition: Fair. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

Hardback. Condition: Very Good. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary I puts the vern in vernacular, offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-m ) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy. assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room honor student ( n'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student. So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends. From the Hardcover edition. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).…

Hardback. Condition: Good. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary I puts the vern in vernacular, offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-m ) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy. assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room honor student ( n'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student. So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends. From the Hardcover edition. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).…

Hardcover. Condition: Very Good.

hardcover. Condition: Very Good.

Hardcover. Condition: Fair.

Hardback. Condition: Good. Hey, you The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs.So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French From the Hardcover edition.…

Hardback. Condition: Very Good. Hey, you The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs.So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French From the Hardcover edition.…

Hardback. Condition: Fair. Hey, you The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it's the one you've been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you're blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs.So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French From the Hardcover edition.…

Mass Market Paperback. Condition: Very Good.

Mass Market Paperback. Condition: Very Good.

Condition: Fair. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the "vern" in "vernacular," offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-mé) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. "Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy." assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. "Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room!" honor student (än'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. "Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student." So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.…

Condition: Good. Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it's no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II puts the "vern" in "vernacular," offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in'fe-mé) adv. and n. another person's intent to exact physical punishment. "Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby's had it infamy." assassin (e-sas'-en) v. to disrespect verbally. "Don't just stand there assassin me, boy-go clean your room!" honor student (än'-er stu'-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. "Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn't suspect nothin' till I caught her honor student." So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It's like having your very own personal dialect coach-one who doesn't mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.…

Condition: like_new. Book is in like new condition with only potential shelf wear. No marking or highlighting. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

Condition: very_good. Cover may have light wear, pages in very good condition and binding is sturdy; may have other light shelf wear or creases. May have notes or highlighting. Layron DeJarnette (illustrator).

Condition: very_good. Cover may have light wear, pages in very good condition and binding is sturdy; may have other light shelf wear or creases. May have notes or highlighting. Bjorkman, Steve (illustrator).

Condition: very_good. Cover may have light wear, pages in very good condition and binding is sturdy; may have other light shelf wear or creases. May have notes or highlighting.

Paperback. Condition: Very Good.