Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom. This item is unavailable.Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against the Fairy Kingdom

Plagued by pixies, goaded by goblins or bothered by gnomes? Help is on the way! Help is here. This is the essential primer for banishing the dark Fairy creatures that are lurking in the dark corners and crevices of your life.

In this charming guide, fairy hunter Reginald Bakeley offers practical instructions to clear your home and garden of goblins and banish them forever!

In GOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP readers will discover:

The most surprising weapon to use when hunting gnomes

What absinthe drinking has to do with strawberry gardening

Why a garden fumigator may come in handy on evenings at the Pub

Why a toy-merchant, a butcher and a Freemason are among your best allies in the fight against the fey

GOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP is the only complete manual on how to identify, track, defend and, if needed, destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, dwarves, scheming flower-fairies and other nasty members of the fairy realm.

Reginald Bakeley is best known for his longstanding editorship of Phooka, The Journal of the Overland Mallet Club. An avid sportsman and defender of rural life, Bakeley has devoted himself to public awareness and management of fairy populations throughout Britain. Visit him at www.goblinproofing.com. Clint Marsh is a writer and publisher of Wonderella Printed, books of practical esoterica.