Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior
David T. Greenberg; Nadine Bernard Westcott [Illustrator]
Language: English
Published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR), 2006
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- Title
- Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior
- Author
- David T. Greenberg; Nadine Bernard Westcott [Illustrator]
- Publisher
- Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
- Publication year
- 2006
- Condition
- New
- Binding
- hardcover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 0374349908
- ISBN 13
- 9780374349905
- Illustrator
- Nadine Bernard Westcott
- Item weight
- 14 ounces
- Dimensions
- 8x0x11
If you're smart, you'll read my book
Of modern children's etiquette.
If you don't, I'm sad to say –
Your life will be pathetiquette.
Meet Miss Information, the world's foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating.
Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every child's essential guide to – a rollicking good time!
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About the Author
DAVID GREENBERG's picture books in verse include the popular Slugs. He lives in Portland, Oregon. NADINE BERNARD WESTCOTT has illustrated countless humorous picture books, including Hello, Snow! by Hope Vestergaard. She lives in Nantucket, Massachusetts.
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