If you're smart, you'll read my book
Of modern children's etiquette.
If you don't, I'm sad to say –
Your life will be pathetiquette.
Meet Miss Information, the world's foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating.
Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every child's essential guide to – a rollicking good time!
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DAVID GREENBERG's picture books in verse include the popular Slugs. He lives in Portland, Oregon. NADINE BERNARD WESTCOTT has illustrated countless humorous picture books, including Hello, Snow! by Hope Vestergaard. She lives in Nantucket, Massachusetts.
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Hardback. Condition: Very Good. Nadine Bernard Westcott (illustrator). If you're smart, you'll read my book Of modern children's etiquette. If you don't, I'm sad to say - Your life will be pathetiquette. Meet Miss Information, the world's foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating. Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every child's essential guide to - a rollicking good time! Seller Inventory # CIN0374349908VG
Seller: World of Books Inc, Montgomery, IL, U.S.A.
Hardback. Condition: Good. Nadine Bernard Westcott (illustrator). If you're smart, you'll read my book Of modern children's etiquette. If you don't, I'm sad to say - Your life will be pathetiquette. Meet Miss Information, the world's foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating. Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every child's essential guide to - a rollicking good time! Seller Inventory # CIN0374349908G
Seller: Wonder Book, Frederick, MD, U.S.A.
Condition: Good. Nadine Bernard Westcott (illustrator). Good condition. A copy that has been read but remains intact. May contain markings such as bookplates, stamps, limited notes and highlighting, or a few light stains. Seller Inventory # H05K-00510
Seller: Better World Books, Mishawaka, IN, U.S.A.
Condition: Good. Nadine Bernard Westcott (illustrator). Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good. Seller Inventory # 468627-6
Seller: Better World Books, Mishawaka, IN, U.S.A.
Condition: Good. Nadine Bernard Westcott (illustrator). Former library copy. Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Includes library markings. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good. Seller Inventory # GRP102279648