Text Me If You're Breathing: Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons From a Low-Tech Dad
Language: English
Published by Comedy With a Byte, 2010
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- Signed
- Softcover
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- Title
- Text Me If You're Breathing: Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons From a Low-Tech Dad
- Author
- Greg Schwem
- Publisher
- Comedy With a Byte
- Publication year
- 2010
- Condition
- New
- Signed
- Signed by Author(s)
- Binding
- Soft cover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 061537624X
- ISBN 13
- 9780615376240
- Edition
- 1st Edition
- Item weight
- 272.155 grams
- Dimensions
- 14.61 centimeters width by 22.23 centimeters height by 1.27 centimeters depth
A technologically challenged father faces struggles such as accompanying his daughter to the New York City Apple store, purchasing a ?high-tech swing set, and tweeting while coaching Little League Games. Recounting mishaps and struggles with parenting in todays digital world, this humorous book considers everything from Dr. Huxtable and Tiger Woods to the Consumer Electronics Show and the National Spelling Bee along the way, leaving few things without a barb. The anecdotes show readers that technology, while complicated, can be hilarious and that parenting unfortunately will never come with technical support.
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About the Author
Greg Schwem is a 20 year stand-up comedy veteran and has appeared in concert with performers such as Jay Leno and Celine Dion. He has performed his corporate comedy show ?Comedy with a Byte for such companies as Microsoft, Cisco Systems, IBM, McDonalds, and United Airlines. He lives in Lemont, Illinois.
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