How Dare You Say How Dare Me! (SIGNED)
Language: English
Published by Squareone Publishing, 2011
- First Edition
- Signed
- Hardcover
- Used

Seller: Daniel Montemarano, Newfield, NJ, U.S.A.Daniel Montemarano
AbeBooks seller since November 23, 2001
Condition: Used - Near fine
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1st Edition/1st Printing (complete numberline). SIGNED (inscribed) by Pat Cooper on half-title page. $24.95 price present on DJ flap. Size: 8vo - over 7¾" - 9¾" tall.
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- Title
- How Dare You Say How Dare Me! (SIGNED)
- Author
- Cooper, Pat
- Publisher
- Squareone Publishing
- Publication year
- 2011
- Condition
- Near Fine
- Dust jacket
- Near Fine
- Signed
- Signed by Author
- Binding
- Hard Cover
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 075700363X
- ISBN 13
- 9780757003639
- Edition
- 1st Edition
Praise for Pat Cooper:
"He's the comedian's comedian. I think."--Jerry Seinfeld
"I'm one of his biggest fans."--Jerry Lewis
"He's a great actor-comedian--but I'm not sure which one."--Robert De Niro
"One of the funniest men on the planet . . . Venus."--Jason Alexander
"I've never met a funnier man. Sure I have--it's me!"--Billy Crystal
Few comics today can say they have worked with the likes of George Burns, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett, and Bobby Darin--but Pat Cooper can. Born Pasquale Caputo, the legendary comedian didn't appear on the show business radar until age thirty-two. But from that moment in 1963, when the young smart-mouthed Brooklynite was beamed into millions of homes via the Jackie Gleason Show, people throughout the country knew that they were watching something special. His brash, irreverent, and undeniably hilarious views of what is happening around him have always been honest, unyielding, and colored by his "comedic anger." And now, in How Dare You Say How Dare Me!, he shares the amazing, offbeat story of his life.
In his unique no-holds-barred style, Cooper begins his story at the beginning--as a child growing up under the strict hand of Italian immigrant parents. He shares memorable, typically comical moments from his youth, including the loss of his virginity to a middle-aged yenta, and his efforts to join the military at age seventeen--only to be kicked out for having hammerhead toes! A seventh-generation bricklayer by trade, Pat recounts performing his stand-up routine in small clubs and theaters at night--until he got his big break into the big time. From that point on, Pat pulls no punches in relating story after story of his life as a top entertainer, including the good, the bad, and the side-splitting! From Las Vegas to Atlantic City and everywhere in between, it's all here.
Every bit as brash, irreverent, and hilarious as ever, Pat Cooper proves in this very frank memoir that one can succeed in show business without being phony--just as long as you learn to duck, and you're not too surprised when you're fired. (Hey, one door closes and another opens.) Like any time spent with this comic genius in person, How Dare You Say How Dare Me! will leave you roaring!
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Daniel Montemarano
Newfield, NJ, U.S.A.
AbeBooks seller since November 23, 2001
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