"If You Don't Buy This Book, We'll Kill This Dog!": Life, Laughs, Love, and Death at the National Lampoon [*SIGNED*]
Published by Barricade Books Inc. (c.1994), New York, 1994
- First Edition
- Signed
- Hardcover
- Used
Seller: ReadInk, ABAA/IOBA, Los Angeles, CA, U.S.A.ReadInk, ABAA/IOBA
AbeBooks seller since February 24, 1998
Condition: Used - Fine
£ 38.92
Quantity: 1 available
Add to basketItem description from seller
[nice copy with no discernible wear; appears unread; the jacket shows only light handling wear, and has a short vertical surface scratch at the bottom of the rear panel]. (B&W photographs) INSCRIBED and SIGNED by the author on the front endpaper in June 1998. Memoir by the founding publisher of National Lampoon magazine and thus of the N.L. media mini-empire, which rode high in the 1970s (culminating with the success of the movies NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE and NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION, both of which he produced), but petered out gradually throughout the 1980s and 1990s. The book's title repurposes the tagline from one of the magazine's most famous (and notorious) covers, which threatened (with a similar photo) that "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog." Signed by Author.
Seller Inventory # 29205
Bibliographic details
- Title
- "If You Don't Buy This Book, We'll Kill This Dog!": Life, Laughs, Love, and Death at the National Lampoon [*SIGNED*]
- Author
- Simmons, Matty
- Publisher
- Barricade Books Inc. (c.1994), New York
- Publication year
- 1994
- Condition
- Fine
- Dust jacket
- Near Fine dj
- Signed
- Signed by Author(s)
- Binding
- Hardcover
- Edition
- First Edition.
ReadInk, ABAA/IOBA
Los Angeles, CA, U.S.A.
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Welcome to ReadInk (rhymes with "Dead Ink"), now in our 29th year of putting interesting books into the hands of interested people. **** Although I occasionally lapse into the "royal we" voice, ReadInk is just me, from one end of the pipeline to the other: buying, cataloging, customer service, shipping, you name it. Nothing here is automated, and every order or inquiry gets my prompt, personal attention. **** In describing a book's physical condition, I employ standard book-grading terminology (Good/Very Good/Fine, with various in-between gradations as appropriate) and do my best to avoid both excessive jargon and overly-finicky detail. My goal is always to present a faithful impression of a book's condition and appearance; significant flaws are individually noted, or if too numerous are succinctly summarized. **** Books are more than just physical objects, however: they are also intellectual/information vessels, and in almost every case I also include some information about a book's content in my listing, even if it's only a carefully chosen quotation from the dust jacket copy. (This may sound like a small thing, but take a look sometime and you'll see how amazingly few sellers bother with this, especially in the case of older fiction, which is one of my specialties.) **** I take great care (and pride) in my packaging of books for shipment; I figure it's my responsibility to ensure that each book I send out will withstand the rigors of the U.S. Postal System, and will reach its new owner in the same condition as advertised. (A sturdy box or an unbendable package is always involved.) **** That's all there is to ReadInk: just a guy who has loved books all my life (perhaps to excess) and entered the trade in my "middle years" to see what I could make of it. And I'm still finding out. **** To view my inventory exclusively, head over to my website -- www.readinkbooks.com. ---- Howard Prouty, prop.…
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