Excerpt
The Diver
Peter walked into the store in his wet bathing suit. He'd never been to Point Allison before - it was on the western edge of that remote, depressed part of Maine that didn't get much traffic. There was no one by the cash register, no one in the grocery aisles, or in the small hardware section, or behind the sandwich counter. By the back windows, though, a man with a crew cut and a brown mustache sat on a bench drinking coffee.
"I'm wondering - excuse me, I'm sorry - I need a hand," said Peter. He could feel water from his suit rolling down his legs.
"You've been out swimming," said the man.
"Can you help me?" asked Peter.
"Damn cold, isn't it?"
"Well, it's just - my wife is out there in the boat, with our baby, and we're tangled up. The propeller is all fouled."
"You need a diver," said the man.
"Exactly," said Peter.
"Tough day for it, Sunday," said the man. He had a long face with a square jaw; there was a frankness to his expression that Peter saw as vaguely canine - he looked like a spaniel.
"Divers don't work on Sunday?"
"I don't know one who does."
"Could you give me a name? I could call him and ask."
"What's your question?"
"I don't really know what to do. I have a baby out there, and my wife - she's scared." In fact, Peter was the one who'd been alarmed; Margaret was fine. Most likely she was reading her book.
"Get a price ready," said the man. "Know your price. That's what he'll be looking for."
"Price? I have no idea. Twenty-five bucks?"
"Fifty, minimum."
"Can you give me a name?" asked Peter.
"Why'd you swim in?" the man asked.
"We were stranded out there," said Peter.
"Don't have a rowboat?"
"The line came loose today. We were towing one, but we didn't notice when it came loose. I guess we lost it in the channel."
"You sure the propeller is fouled?"
"There's a huge tangle of rope around it. I saw it. I swam down."
"I know a diver."
"Could you give me his number?"
"I know a number," said the man. "What's your price?"
Peter removed a soggy mass of bills from the pocket of his bathing suit. "Well, there's sixty. My wife might have more."
"That should be fine," said the man.
"Is there a phone here?"
"I'll do it. I'll dive."
"You're a diver?"
"Not on Sundays."
Peter smiled meekly. "Could you do it, though?"
"Well, it is a Sunday, friend." He sipped his coffee, then rolled the cup back and forth in his palms.
"More than sixty?"
"Just pulling your leg," said the man. "I'll do it for fifty."
They walked side by side down the hill to the town wharf. Blackberry bushes taller than Peter flanked the dirt road. The air was clear enough to see the Matinicus Lighthouse in the far distance. At lunchtime, Peter and Margaret had sailed past the lighthouse, which was set on a small rock outcrop, five miles away from any island. Two puffins had swirled around their mast, then flown back toward the rocks, landing in the surf. It had been warm, and the baby was sleeping in the cabin below. Margaret mentioned her desire to be a lighthouse keeper; she said it was the most romantic job in the world. Peter said it would be boring and lonely and cold - it would make you go crazy. Plus, he said, all lighthouses are run automatically these days. "You're lots of fun," she said. They headed closer to the wind, tightened the sails, and as Peter steered the boat, Margaret knelt on a seat cushion and pulled off Peter's suit. "Now we're talking," Peter said. He thought of God. He thought about heaven, about dying and living forever in the clouds.
Theirs was a good marriage. They had similar interests: sailing and food and local politics and camping. They rarely disagreed. Peter felt happy and content; Margaret had long brown hair and light blue eyes; she had an athletic figure and a graceful way of carrying herself. The restaurant turned a decent enough profit and it kept their lives full. He felt close to her when they made love. There was always a part of him, though, that remained well insulated, entirely separate. This was not by plan; when she knelt there in the cockpit, for example, he looked at the top of her head, gazed out to sea, and he felt exalted but alone. He would hug her afterwards, and she smiled and kissed him. This is fine, he assured himself. It's great.
Sunlight slanted across Point Allison, catching the sides of the dozen or so lobster boats all pointed in the same direction, with their glossy hulls and radar cylinders. Peter's small sailboat faced the other way.
"I wonder which boat is yours," said the diver. "Might it be that yacht, friend?"
"That's it," said Peter. "Not much of a yacht, really."
"Bet you got cocktails out there, though."
"Sure."
"You're a lawyer?"
"No."
"Doctor?"
"We run a restaurant. We live here."
"Here?"
"In Portland."
"That's not quite here, friend," said the diver.
The diver kept his equipment in a box on the public wharf, hidden under the walkway. He stripped down to his briefs, then stepped into the neoprene suit. He was stocky; maybe he'd been a high-school football player. He smelled of tobacco and mildew and sharp, sour sweat. Peter saw himself in the diver's eyes: wearing a bright blue and yellow swimming suit, getting his propeller wound up in lines. A yachting jackass.
"You know what it looks like down there?" asked the diver.
"Not really," said Peter.
"Imagine the thickest fog you've ever seen," he said. "But it's brown."
"Polluted?"
"No, just mud. It's clean around here. Lobstermen, purse seiners, draggers, mussel farms." He grinned. "But you know what they say."
Peter shook his head.
"Clean water makes for dirty minds, and dirty minds make for lively winters," said the diver. "Or something like that." He laughed with shiny white teeth.
"Many fish down there?" asked Peter. Once he'd said it, it seemed like just the kind of question a jackass yachtsman would ask.
The diver pulled the wet suit hood down over his head and zipped the jacket. "Plenty. They're hard to see, though. They sneak up on you. You know what a sculpin looks like? They come out of nowhere. They're covered in sharp spines with big bulging eyes and huge rubbery mouths." He opened his eyes wide and stuck out his lower lip, then laughed at himself. His neck strained; it was broad and muscular.
"You must see lobsters down there, too."
"Oh, they're like cockroaches. They're everywhere. And they eat anything, garbage and dead fish. They eat their brothers, too, like cannibals." He smiled and strapped a knife to his leg.
"What's that for?" asked Peter.
"Say you get your hoses tangled in kelp. Or a shark comes at you." The diver took the knife out of its sheath and wiped off the blade, then, to test its sharpness, scraped it on his palm.
"Shark?"
"Come on, friend," said the diver. "Joke."
"Oh," said Peter. "Right."
"The seals here bite, though."
"Seals?"
"Jesus, you're gullible. Where'd you say you're from again?"
"We live in Portland."
"Where's that?" asked the diver.
Peter looked at him. Then he forced out a laugh.
"You almost thought I was that dumb," said the diver. "I'm pretty dumb, but I know where Portland is. I may not run a fancy restaurant, but I know where the city is, friend." He attached the hoses to his tank, then hefted it all to his back and clipped himself in. "Grab me those flippers, will you?"
Peter grabbed them and handed them to the diver. "You're my diving buddy, friend," the diver said. "Don't let me sink."
The diver fell in backwards, which made the tank slap hard against the water. Peter dove in. He hated to swim; he was slow, and being in the water - having to swim a distance, slowly - made him feel weak. He was looking forward to warm food. The diver put his hands behind his head and flippered along on his back, powering himself out to the boat, and bobbed there, waiting.
Margaret set out the swimming ladder, leaning over the side, wearing a green bathing suit under an unbuttoned dress shirt. Her cheeks were flushed from wine; her hair hung on her shoulders and fell across her face.
"Cold?" she asked, smiling.
"Freezing," said Peter. He climbed the ladder and she wrapped him in a towel the size of a picnic blanket.
"Oh, come on. It's toasty. You got to toughen up, friend," said the diver. He looked up at Margaret and said, "Hello, dearie." She nodded back at him. He unsheathed his knife and set it between his teeth, clutching it there like a pirate. "Arrrrr," he said. Margaret put her arm around Peter and laughed. Then the diver grabbed the knife with his neoprene mitt and said, "I'll go take a look. If I don't come up in a few minutes, you better come down and get me." He put the regulator in his mouth and submerged. Foot-wide bubbles broke the surface.
"What a creep," said Peter.
"He seems harmless," said Margaret.
"He really played me up there. He got me to count my money before he told me he was a diver."
"Shush," she said. "Just look at how beautiful this place is."
They'd never been as far up the coast - the spruce forest was dark purple; the low sun cast yellow light against the small clapboard houses. The wind was dying and the water was black. Breezes swept across the harbor, ruffling the glaze.
She put her hands on Peter's neck, and when she kissed him he could taste the wine; she pressed into him and he moved his hand to the top of her swimsuit, easing it down and kissing the top of her breast.
He nodded toward the cabin. "Is Chloe sleeping?"
"She hasn't peeped since we arrived."
"Will you promise me something?" asked Peter.
"Yes?"
"Just promise me you won't invite this guy for dinner, okay?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because you do that. You know you do. You get caught up and next thing, we've got Jehovah Witnesses in our living room."
"Oh, please," said Margaret. "They were sweet. And it was February and they'd been walking around for hours."
"Just promise," said Peter.
"They were Mormons, by the way."
He wanted as much time alone with her as possible; he wanted to break through the lonely feeling he'd been having, and the sailing trip had been in his mind for a long time. He knew it would be good for them.
Excerpted from Officer Friendly and Other Storiesby Lewis Robinson Copyright © 2003 by Lewis Robinson
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