Opening with a cancelled wedding, the partner who did the cancelling shows up on an old friend's doorstep. There follows a series of misunderstandings between the man, Will, who jilted his girlfriend for a life of debauchery, and his best friend, Eve.
A man, a woman and a mattress. It's not what you think.A man, a woman and a mattress. It's not what you think.
WILL: ‘I took a good look at Suzie’s mother the week before the wedding. Eight chins and an arse that wobbled like a boil-in-the-bag curry. Some people would put up with anything for a bit of spice. But there’s a big difference between a biryani and a blancmange.’ EVE: ‘People think I’m a sconemaker, but I’m more of a spicy dip rustle-upper. Just because my skirts cover my backside and I wear sensible shoes doesn’t mean that I’m a complete cardigan.’
When Will jilts Suzie for a life of free and easy debauchery, he needs to lie low for a while. Enter his old friend Eve, with a no-strings-attached spare futon. But being single isn’t all lager, Lycra and lust. Not when there’s Eve, of the lacklustre love-life, and ticking biological clock, cramping his style...
A witty, gritty novel about love and friendship, mixed signals and missed opportunities, for anyone who's ever looked speculatively at their friends and thought, 'maybe...'