Flirting with French: How a Language Charmed Me, Seduced Me, and Nearly Broke My Heart [CoLa France, mon amour -- Stiff job -- First-person shooter -- William the Tourist meets William the Conqueror -- A room with a veau -- Your French is killing me -- The event -- It's complicated -- A rooster in the henhouse -- Die hard -- Ministry of silly talks -- Le social network -- Making Fanny -- Et tu, Brute? -- Baby Jesus in velvet shorts -- French and the middle-aged mind -- Glazed and confused -- Fruit flies when you're having fun -- Bah, ouais! -- Botte Camp -- Cherchez la femme -- Eyes wide shut -- This is your brain. This is your brain on French -- Lagniappe]
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Published by Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina, 2014, 2014
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1st ed., 3rd printing ; xiv, 266 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm ISBN 9781616200206, 1616200200 OCLC 866938496 pictorial stiff paper wrappers ; tents: CoLa France, mon amour -- Stiff job -- First-person shooter -- William the Tourist meets William the Conqueror -- A room with a veau -- Your French is killing me -- The event -- It's complicated -- A rooster in the henhouse -- Die hard -- Ministry of silly talks -- Le social network -- Making Fanny -- Et tu, Brute? -- Baby Jesus in velvet shorts -- French and the middle-aged mind -- Glazed and confused -- Fruit flies when you're having fun -- Bah, ouais! -- Botte Camp -- Cherchez la femme -- Eyes wide shut -- This is your brain. This is your brain on French -- Lagniappe ; FINE.
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- Flirting with French: How a Language Charmed Me, Seduced Me, and Nearly Broke My Heart [CoLa France, mon amour -- Stiff job -- First-person shooter -- William the Tourist meets William the Conqueror -- A room with a veau -- Your French is killing me -- The event -- It's complicated -- A rooster in the henhouse -- Die hard -- Ministry of silly talks -- Le social network -- Making Fanny -- Et tu, Brute? -- Baby Jesus in velvet shorts -- French and the middle-aged mind -- Glazed and confused -- Fruit flies when you're having fun -- Bah, ouais! -- Botte Camp -- Cherchez la femme -- Eyes wide shut -- This is your brain. This is your brain on French -- Lagniappe]
- Author
- Alexander, William
- Publisher
- Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina, 2014
- Publication year
- 2014
- Condition
- Fine
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- Binding
- Soft cover
- Language
- English
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- 1616200200
- ISBN 13
- 9781616200206
- Edition
- 1st Edition
"A delightful and courageous tale and a romping good read. Voila!" --Mark Greenside, author of I'll Never Be French (No Matter What I Do)
William Alexander is more than a Francophile. He wants to be French. There's one small obstacle though: he doesn't speak la langue française. In Flirting with French, Alexander sets out to conquer the language he loves. But will it love him back?
Alexander eats, breathes, and sleeps French (even conjugating in his dreams). He travels to France, where mistranslations send him bicycling off in all sorts of wrong directions, and he nearly drowns in an immersion class in Provence, where, faced with the riddle of masculine breasts, feminine beards, and a turkey cutlet of uncertain gender, he starts to wonder whether he should've taken up golf instead of French. While playing hooky from grammar lessons and memory techniques, Alexander reports on the riotous workings of the Académie française, the four-hundred-year-old institution charged with keeping the language pure; explores the science of human communication, learning why it's harder for fifty-year-olds to learn a second language than it is for five-year-olds; and, frustrated with his progress, explores an IBM research lab, where he trades barbs with a futuristic hand-held translator.
Does he succeed in becoming fluent? Readers will be as surprised as Alexander is to discover that, in a fascinating twist, studying French may have had a far greater impact on his life than actually learning to speak it ever would.
"A blend of passion and neuroscience, this literary love affair offers surprise insights into the human brain and the benefits of learning a second language. Reading William Alexander's book is akin to having an MRI of the soul." --Laura Shaine Cunningham, author of Sleeping Arrangements
"Alexander proves that learning a new language is an adventure of its own--with all the unexpected obstacles, surprising breakthroughs and moments of sublime pleasure traveling brings." --Julie Barlow, author of Sixty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong
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About the Author
William Alexander, the author of two critically acclaimed books, lives in New York's Hudson Valley. By day the IT director at a research institute, he made his professional writing debut at the age of fifty-three with a national bestseller about gardening, The $64 Tomato. His second book, 52 Loaves, chronicled his quest to bake the perfect loaf of bread, a journey that took him to such far-flung places as a communal oven in Morocco and an abbey in France, as well as into his own backyard to grow, thresh, and winnow wheat. The Boston Globe called Alexander wildly entertaining, the New York Times raved that his timing and his delivery are flawless, and the Minneapolis Star Tribune observed that the world would be a less interesting place without the William Alexanders who walk among us. A 2006 Quill Book Awards finalist, Alexander won a Bert Greene Award from the IACP for his article on bread, published in Saveur magazine. A passion bordering on obsession unifies all his writing. He has appeared on NPR's Morning Edition and at the National Book Festival in Washington DC and is a frequent contributor to the New York Times op-ed pages, where he has opined on such issues as the Christmas tree threatening to ignite his living room and the difficulties of being organic. Now, in Flirting with French, he turns his considerable writing talents to his perhaps less considerable skills: becoming fluent in the beautiful but maddeningly illogical French language.
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