You Absolute Plonker : The Definitive Guide to British Insults (British Slang, Dry Humor, Funny Gift for Adults)
Language: English
Published by Key Lime Publishing Nov 2025, 2025
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Neuware - Learn the Art of the Perfect British Put-DownDry, devastating, and delightfully witty-You Absolute Plonker is your passport to mastering the cheeky charm of British lingo and backhanded compliments.From casual pub banter to the razor-sharp repartee of British comedy books, this guide unveils the nation's best jabs, witty put-downs, and euphemisms, all delivered with that signature deadpan humor.Written by internet personality and British humor aficionado Michael Baker, this book decodes the colorful world of British slang, vernacular, and colloquialisms that make up the UK's most beloved (and biting) forms of communication. Whether you're wondering What is dry humor or eager to impress your mates with authentic British insults, this guide has you covered.Inside, you'll find: - Ways to master the art of the backhanded compliment and insult someone so politely they'll thank you for it.- Advice to sharpen your wit with a repertoire of British euphemisms, Shakespearean burns, and modern-day snark.- How to decode everyday British lingo and uncover the subtle slights and deadpan humor woven into casual conversation.A Must-Have Gift for Lovers of British Humor. Perfect for fans of British humor books, anglophiles, expats, or anyone hunting for dry humor gifts, You Absolute Plonker turns you into a true connoisseur of cheeky charm. So, grab a cuppa and prepare to wield words with the grace of a British aristocrat and the cheek of a seasoned pub regular.If you liked Very British Problems, The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill, or How to Speak Brit, then you'll love You Absolute Plonker.…
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- Title
- You Absolute Plonker : The Definitive Guide to British Insults (British Slang, Dry Humor, Funny Gift for Adults)
- Author
- Michael Baker
- Publisher
- Key Lime Publishing Nov 2025
- Publication year
- 2025
- Condition
- Neu
- Binding
- Buch
- Language
- English
- ISBN 10
- 1684818710
- ISBN 13
- 9781684818716
- Item weight
- 260 grams
- Dimensions
- 219x145x17 mm
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About the Author
Michael Baker is a British humor aficionado, internet personality, and creator with nearly 500K Instagram followers and an engaged Substack audience. With a sharp eye for British slang, vernacular, and witty banter, he brings the colorful world of UK humor to life for an international fanbase of expats, anglophiles, and lovers of dry humor. Michael shares his passion for British culture through online content, merchandise, and courses. He resides in western Connecticut.
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