Morrison Allan (544 results)

Paperback. Condition: Good. 'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?''Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.'When's the next bus then, dearie?''Oh, not for an hour.''Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'. …

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Paperback. Condition: Fair. 'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?''Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.'When's the next bus then, dearie?''Oh, not for an hour.''Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'. …

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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. 1. It's a well-cared-for item that has seen limited use. The item may show minor signs of wear. All the text is legible, with all pages included. It may have slight markings and/or highlighting. Besley, Rupert (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Besley, Rupert (illustrator).

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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. It's a well-cared-for item that has seen limited use. The item may show minor signs of wear. All the text is legible, with all pages included. It may have slight markings and/or highlighting.

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Paperback. Condition: Fair. The Scots have a unique way of communicating their feelings. Their sayings are cheeky, to the point, rude and always funny. Scotland?s bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious Scottish sayings.?Away an? bile yer heid an? mak silly soup!??If you don?t behave ah?ll pawn ye an? sell the ticket.??That wan?s in everything but the Co-operative windae!??If ah had your money ah wid burn ma ain.??Ye?ve goat a heid oan ye like a stair-heid.??The gemme?s a bogie.??Yer cruisin? fur a bruisin.??Ah?m that hungry ah could eat a scabbie-heided horse.??Castor oil cures everythin? but a widden leg.??Wan minute yer a peacock an? the next yer a feather duster.??Yer talkin? mince withoot a tattie in sight.??Lang may yer lum reek, an? may a wee moose never leave yer kitchen press wi? a tear in its ee.??Yer herr?s mingin?, hingin? an? clingin.?From the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilarious patter of larger-than-life conductress Big Aggie MacDonald, Allan Morrison has a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY on Haud Ma Chips, Ah?ve Drapped the Wean.…

Paperback. Condition: Fair. 'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?''Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.'When's the next bus then, dearie?''Oh, not for an hour.''Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'. …

Paperback. Condition: Good. 'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?''Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.'When's the next bus then, dearie?''Oh, not for an hour.''Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'. …

Paperback. Condition: Good. No Jacket. Pages can have notes/highlighting. Spine may show signs of wear. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less.

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Paperback. Condition: Fair. No Jacket. Readable copy. Pages may have considerable notes/highlighting. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Besley, Rupert (illustrator).

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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. No Jacket. May have limited writing in cover pages. Pages are unmarked. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less.

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Condition: Good. Pages intact with minimal writing/highlighting. The binding may be loose and creased. Dust jackets/supplements are not included. Stock photo provided. Product includes identifying sticker. Better World Books: Buy Books. Do Good.

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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Besley, Rupert (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: Good. A collection of the hilarious sayings and expresions favoured by the grannies of Glasgow, along with their English translations. Dewar, Bob (illustrator).

Paperback. Condition: Very Good. No Jacket. May have limited writing in cover pages. Pages are unmarked. ~ ThriftBooks: Read More, Spend Less. Dewar, Bob (illustrator).

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