J.C. Risen

J. C. Risen has been observing events from a considerable distance for roughly two thousand years. He writes under a pen name for reasons of privacy, though he concedes the initials give it away.

His first book remains the best selling work in human history. He is told the leather editions are especially popular. The present volume is his second. It required no invention, only filing: every event is drawn from the public record of the United States, and every verse from the King James Version, a translation he has personally checked for accuracy.

He reads every review, including the ones written in anger, and forgives them individually. His next appearance has been announced but not scheduled.