Alex Wahl

Love secrets so much I wrote an old story using new ideas with them. I live with my beautiful wife, who I truly believe is lying about her age. For any youngsters out there - woman don't poop, only sisters.

We have two kids who frequent the house often.

Then there's Mr. Velcor Cornelius -a five year old red Labradoodle. Wife misheard the name of a famous 80's movie - any idea which one?

Welp, that's me.