Phil Beale

Born in 1950 I live in this small backwater of England that God forgot - Coventry, home of Lady Godiva. A city nearly destroyed by Hitlers bombs and finished off completely by the City Council.

My pet hates are the sandal wearing yoghurt knitters who have transformed our once great country. (You can now be fined more for smoking or speeding than burglary.) It's not the criminals fault of course his mummy wouldn't let him have an ice cream when he was two.