Renowned author of the unpublished fantasy novel titled Korran's Hat, author of two compilations of spiritual love poetry, a spam chef, visual artist, reincarnation of Andy Warhol, cat whisperer, guy who lifts up his hands and stares at them in front of beautiful landscapes, former code red chugger, Jund Yungblood creator, and is currently on a gluten-free dino nugget kick. Also known as the founder and CEO of Eightlegs Ninelives.