Mark Stellan

Mark Stellan is a writer, musician, ballet dancer, martial arts expert, and sex symbol in exactly one of the infinite dimensions he inhabits—just not this one. In this universe, he is an avid reader, gamer, karaoke singer, and hibachi enthusiast. He claims to have mathematically proven the existence of aliens after a night of questionable decision-making, and he has an uncanny ability to remember song lyrics about sad breakups. A simple traveler through time and space, his love of literature and fantasy has carried him to many worlds—most of which he still inhabits. He currently resides in the Greater New York area with his family and their telepathic dog, who insists Mark should stop trying to be funny all the time. He will never stop.