Brian Kuss thought he was just a sarcastic Midwestern dad with a knack for storytelling—until a DNA test proved otherwise. Born in a maximum-security women’s prison and adopted into a loving family, Brian now shares his journey in How I Got Out of Prison Early, a memoir packed with humor, honesty, and a few eye-rolling blonde moments courtesy of his sister and wife. He lives in Wisconsin, sells oil by day, writes by night, and never turns down a good laugh.