E.S. Carlson, aka Miss Beth, has spent a lot of time with children of all ages. In fact, she used to be one herself, and not that long ago if one takes into consideration the lifespan of the universe. Her favorite flower is the dandelion, her favorite song is Bad Blue Jay by Caspar Babypants and she likes to pretend that if her batwings grow big enough, they will someday give her the power of flight. But if they do, she draws the line at eating insects...and boogers.