G.D. Haston

"Disturbed man" - Someone I used to work with

"His work is mind-blowing" - Abraham Lincoln

"Best author in the world" - God

I hope my genuine and absolutely not fabricated reviews have convinced you to add something from my collection to your library.

Please consider leaving a glowing review about how much my work has changed your life for the better. Like many people, I’m fuelled by compliments, praise, and money.

Or maybe what I’ve written is the worst book you’ve ever read. I’d take that as a tremendous compliment too!

Thanks to you, I’m one step closer to my dream of becoming a reclusive writer living in a lighthouse.