Eileen Wharton

Eileen Wharton is the wig-maker for Donald Trump, a mountaineer, and Influencer. She also tells lies for a living!

Her first novel was published in 2011 to worldwide critical acclaim. And she’s won awards for exaggeration. It did top the Amazon humour chart so she’s officially a best-selling author. She writes children’s books, comedy, women’s fiction and crime novels.

She currently has five ‘lively’ offspring ranging from thirty-eight to nineteen years of age, and has no plans to procreate further, much to the relief of the local schools and police force.

She lives on a council estate in County Durham. She is hearing impaired, is allergic to cats and has a phobia of tinned tuna. She’s semi-retired from arguing with people on the internet.