Adam Vex

Hey there, my name is Adam. I'm just a totally normal human who bought a hotel with the ex-adult movie star demon "Zodiac". Perhaps you've seen his movies? Zee assures me he's not in that line of work anymore, and he definitely does not feed on our guests, so if you decide to stay with us, please know you're guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay!

I may have "a thing" for Lord Victor Reynard, the billionaire vampire who has decided to make the SOS Hotel his forever home. Zee doesn't trust him, but I know what it's like to want to leave the past behind and find a new life. That's what the SOS Hotel is all about: the freedom to be yourself. We also have a fabulous bar with a shiny new jukebox, and a state of the art AI bartender. He has some glitches, that we're working out, so please just ignore the swearing and if your drink turns out to be laced with something unofficial, please don't sue us.

We're working on the gremlin problem, and the back windows will be fixed soon. Don't mind the blood stains. There definitely aren't any murders now.

Rest assured, if you're staying at the SOS Hotel, all your needs will be met. Eventually.

Have a GREAT stay!

And this is my story.