J.B. Thwaite

J.B. Thwaite is the author of numerous best-selling novels that only exist in her dreams and ideally have nothing to do with hamsters. She lives in the darkest, most inhospitable depths of Southwest Finland where she has discovered fire and re-invented the wheel in exactly the same form as before but subjectively better. Amidst her hectic schedule, she dedicates most of her scarce free time to bed rotting and doomscrolling. She is also queer, nonbinary, mentally the consistency of aspic and finds herself a bit too neurodivergent to truly enjoy long walks on the beach.