Lawn Mower

Lawn Mower is the pen name for None Of Your Damn Business. Lawn Mower hails from the nightmarish frozen abyss of upstate New York, spent some time in the limp dick of America (also known as Florida), and now enjoys spending his time at Chuck-E-Cheese’s and drinking ice water.

Lawn Mower is a writer unlike any you have ever read. His unique writing style will take you on a journey through some dark times in his life, and will leave you not knowing if you want to laugh, cry, or physically assault him.

Lawn Mower is a private individual and does not participate in social media or webpages, but if you’d like to contact Lawn Mower, you can send an email to Lawn.mower.epicfail@gmail.com.