D. Rick Johnston likes to think of himself as the clichéd jack of all trades and master of none. He’s a best-selling author, an in-demand recording session musician, a hugely popular comedian, a blue-collar worker, a white-collar faker, and a guy who – as this sentence proves – embellishes everything on his resumes. (Truth is: he wrote and self-published a mystery novel, he plays guitar, and he posts stuff he thinks is funny on social media.) He’s also a huge ponderer of what he might do in retirement, which is interesting because he’s been retired for a few years now from the last job he had. He likes to tinker with the 45-foot boat on which he lives with wife Maria and Crewy the Dog.