Mortimer Langford is the penname of a certain individual located in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
He is not in the witness protection program. He is not a lottery winner trying to avoid deadbeat family members. He does not have a crazed stalker named Tracy who is trying to find him in order to steal some cats just because he told her that all of her missing cats actually willingly ran away to escape her negativity.
He simply appreciates his anonymity.
Mortimer Langford writes in a variety of different styles, but tends to focus on novels, particularly fantasy and horror with a splash of sci-fi and contemporary here and there. In October of 2022, his debut novel, An Elf With No Name, was released.
Mortimer Langford is a Scorpio. This does NOT cause him irritation when each and every horoscope proudly proclaims that he is angry or untrusting of others, no matter what his wife might insinuate to the contrary.