Shai Porter likes to write things: often things about Sherlock Holmes, and nearly always things about queer identity. They are nothing like Tribs or Loo— mostly because they have two cats instead of one, and their eyes remain stubbornly brown. Shai did, however, manage to escape rural Texas, and is likely at a Denver donut shop at this very moment, staring with shock and wonder at a glazed plain with a full marijuana leaf upon it revolving in a glass case. Eventually, with a little luck and a lot of courage, life can take you exactly where you need to be.