J.J. Hartman

J.J. Hartman is an Australian writer currently residing in Los Angeles. He is a very naughty boy who was expelled from kindergarten for his involvement in a wallaby fighting ring. These days his passions include fishing, boxing and hunting. He rarely discusses his feelings and is known for profanity-laden outbursts. Psychologists speculate this is due to repressed emotions and recommend he not be approached in public.