Van D Vicious

Van is three cryptids stacked in a skin suit. They once beat Chuck Norris in a pec bouncing contest, but the Chuck stans refuse to admit he lost. You can usually find Van digging through dumpsters and crooning about pockets in flowery dresses. In their defense, the extra storage space really comes in handy for all the shiny rocks. When they aren't hissing at the sun, they wrassle raccoons and have tea with opossums. Life is a party; they aim to make it weird.