Joe McGarry

Joe McGarry grew up in Spring Lake Heights, New Jersey and like the characters in his Fowl Calamity series, attended Manasquan High School. After graduating with a bachelor’s degree in Communications and minor in English from East Stroudsburg University of Pennsylvania, he decided his degree would be best put to use as a trampoline park manager. He likes hanging out with his friends and talking to his cat for career advice. He dislikes pineapple on pizza and taking pictures where he is forced to smile. He looks sixteen, but is probably older than that. He also thinks it is weird talking about himself in the third person when writing the bio section of his amazon author page.

While I have you here though, let’s talk about friends who wear hats. Do not get drunk at the bar and proceed to steal the hat off of their head. I have hat-hair right now and look like an idiot. I’m self-conscious about my hair today, which is why I was wearing the hat in the first place. If you had a friend who was self-conscious about their weight, would you lift up their shirt and laugh? No? THEN GIVE ME BACK MY HAT! Why are you like this Jimmy!?!?!?

If you really feel like it, you can follow me:

Twitter: @jmcgarry815

Instagram: @joemcgarry1

I don’t post a ton, but when I do it’s mediocre to above average.

(Yes, I was both forced to smile in this picture and was having a bad hair day.)