ROBERT RIFE

PHOTO CURRENT... per geological dating standards.

Robert Rife loves and writes sci-fi / paranormal/ horror, with dark humor and a sprinkling of romance. All of it is twisted, strange, irreverent, and weird... like he is. He thrived for years in (almost) legalized thievery. He's been married and divorced twice, so he’s been told a lot about what it means to be NOT human... and writes about it. This scribbling reptile is a great dad, failed husband, and all-around horse's butt. He lives on an island off the coast of Washington. Under a rock. Only Santa and large women of dubious character are allowed to visit. Santa often skips.