Tom Baldwin

Tom Baldwin, bon vivant and world renowned Great White Hunter, (see Guinness Book Of World Records: Most flamingos shot in one day using an elephant gun or Google: Day of the Pink Clouds) under orders from his doctor, recently gave up a dissipated lifestyle in the fetid steaming jungles of Equatorial Africa for the more languid pursuits of writing and wenching in the sunny climes of Cedar City, Utah, selected because he had been officially diagnosed: “Mad as March Hare” by the famous psychiatrist Dr. Sigismund Jung, who in conspiracy with Baldwin’s family, had him committed to the Flackfizer Insane Asylum in upstate New York in order to obtain control of his life savings (rumored to total in the mid four figures), however, Baldwin promptly seduced Frau Blucher, his ward nurse, and aided by her in a harrowing late night escape from the institution he made it over the border into Utah where he is now safe due to the state’s lack of an involuntary commitment law and while still exhibiting occasional symptoms of his mania (and seriously impacting the crow population of Southern Utah), he has settled into a comfortable old age as a writer of breathtakingly profound books which readers are encouraged to buy for both their own enjoyment and edification, and also to buy copies for their friends and families that they might also share in the wonderment.