M.S. Linsenmayer

Hi, I'm a Duck.

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Really, I escaped from a secret research base under Annapolis forty-odd years ago, hid among the ignorant hominids by pretending to be a business person/ accountant- seriously, the Clark Kent disguise works perfectly, especially if you throw on cheap shoes to complement the Walmart special glasses- and generally plotted to take over the world.

So far I've conquered 16 square inches in Florida, at hideous cost, but it's a start. Those dang fire ants keep staging revolutions.

I am now trying to start a second career as a twisted trader of terrible tall tales, here on Amazon.

Come say hi over at:

https://www.facebook.com/queenofcrow/