John Spring is still alive, hopefully, but he's done his best to hasten his departure by living life to the full and adopting many bad habits. He was born in the UK in 1962, which now seems like an awful long time ago. He's made movies, authored blogs and latterly written books. His ambition is to be the first man to set foot on the moon, failing that he'd like to get the shopping done by 2pm as there is a football game he'd like to go to.