Cam Stanton Meyer VII

VERBATIMLY, TRUMP is co-authored by Cam Stanton Meyer VII and Anonymous:

CAM STANTON MEYER VII is a four-year graduate (so not simply two years like President Trump – So sad!) of an Ivy League school (and not from the University of Pennsylvania which would have been one of the author’s ‘safety’ schools had the author even bothered to apply there – Sorry, President Trump! So very sad!) and a former investment banker.

Cam handled in this novel the hard sciences like economics, legal jargon and calculating how much of Fred Trump’s money… President Trump may have lost. As part of this novel’s research, Cam also volunteered to read one of Mr. Trump’s books but now regrets it. Cam realized afterward that it was not a good use of time and will never get back those 13 ½ minutes of lost time. Ever. Cam has also been a little off ever since reading that book and finally acknowledges that a relearning of how to write in English more better again may sadly now be in order.

ANONYMOUS is a New England prep school graduate (and not from Choate Rosemary Hall which was one of the author’s ‘safety’ schools that the author was, in fact, accepted to – Sorry, Ivanka! So sad!), a graduate of an East Coast graduate business school (and not simply an undergraduate business program – Sorry, President Trump! So very inadequate!) and a former private equity professional.

Anonymous handled the soft sciences like psychology, relationships, sex, and picking which “quotes” from movies and TV shows for T-Brain to respond to in this novel. As part of this novel’s research, Anonymous also watched again Fletch and episodes of, among others, The Family Guy and Veep. Anonymous does not regret spending more time watching TV than writing about President Trump for this novel since the former was a better use of Anonymous' ‘Executive Time,’ which is all make-believe kiddie time anyway.

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