Bubba Love Smash

"Piloting a Spaceship is like unlatching a bra with one hand; you gotta know the equipment. Plus, planets remind me of boobs. Hey, I write shit- buy it; I want to go to Mars and photograph Alien titties!" -Bubba Love Smash 1973-

Biography coming soon; In the meantime, pack some liquor, in discreet bottles, and go check out some b00bs at the Water Park.