Caleb Joseph Warner was born in a historic home called Bliss in Sugar Grove, Illinois. He played with Lego bricks for ten years, listened to art pop concept albums for five, and has been writing short stories and novels for eight. He was a genuine hypochondriac for one whole year, but a trip to Italy cured him. He put off getting his driver's license for six years.
Caleb has written at least one hundred essays, forty short stories, three novellas, two novels, and a poem.