Mars Stirhaven

The Mathematician is 1,235,188,888 seconds old and counting and lives 971.6 miles from Oak Island, Nova Scotia, with his beautiful wife and a countable number of children. They have a number of cats and he knows that you don't know this number but that you could. He hates writing. He loves writing code. He loves breaking code. He hates writing broken code. He loves breaking written codes.