Jayson Ford

Mr. Ford went to school for a long time and managed to obtain a number of meaningless degrees and certificates of participation. Mr. Ford wears shoes when he is writing books. They are always shoes that have laces because he has an irrational fear of loafers, especially those with little tassels on them. He sleeps wearing a homemade tinfoil skullcap so that he is protected from twisted dreams and disturbing nightmares.