Mr. Fatty Moo

Mr. Fatty Moo is a cow that writes stories for children and grown ups. He lives in the north pole with two skinny penguins and a tall Elf with fingers. When he's not busy writing a story, Mr. Fatty Moo likes to chew the cud, have tea with Santa, argue with Mitsu the Polar Bear, have his round belly scratched by the tall Elf with fingers and chew some more of his cud. The usual argument he has with Mitsu the Polar Bear is about the fact that there are no polar bears living in the South Pole. And that the fish, Mitsu the Polar Bear receives from his grand aunt (who Mitsu claims lives in the South Pole) for Christmas is not the best fish in all of South Pole because there are no freaking polar bears living in the South Pole to send Mitsu the Polar Bear a fish from waaaay down south. Most importantly, Mr. Fatty Moo loves to watch the television, but only the 'Fire Show' which is a show about wooden logs burning, like in a camp fire.

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