Aldous J. Pennyfarthing

In contrast to Donald Trump’s shambolic bearing, appearance, and comportment, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing (or AJ Pennyfarthing) is a natty hail-fellow-well-met and a gentleman.

Following the election of our oafish ocher overlord, Pennyfarthing applied quill to parchment posthaste, penning irretrievably vulgar (though unquestionably patriotic) missives in the hope that his crude japery might act as a shining beacon, freeing the public from the dark clutches of Trump and his GOP lackeys, who are far too full of tea and power to serve as a check on Trump’s bombast.

Goodbye, Asshat is the fourth and final book in the best-selling series of highbrow, low-blow political rants meant to leave the stinking viscera of MAGA and the cult of neo-blowhards on the abattoir floor. Dear F*cking Lunatic, Dear F*ucking Moron, and Dear Pr*sident Assclown each cover a year of Trump’s buffoonery in office in Pennyfarthing’s trademark style.