Robert M. Lynch

Robert M. (Bob) Lynch was born in Brooklyn, NY and raised in Lindenhurst, Long Island with his eight siblings. His dad, Joe, a former Marine, was a tough New York City cop with an openly loving heart, a quick temper, and a firm disciplinary hand. His mother, Barbara, kept the house and took care of all those kids, in addition to her mother and Joe's father. It was all pretty much what Bob had assumed to be the typical suburban family with the typical parents, while perhaps being a bit cramped and noisy in their modest home.

Today, Bob lives in sunny South Florida with his beautiful wife, Laura, a hidden stash of cheap cigars, an overused laptop, and an underused swimming pool. His lifelong desire to become a Marine has gone the way of his well-meaning plans to clean that pool.