GHOST Writer

...Hi there. (it's too early for this,,,lol)

OK,, so, I'm Irish, which means I'm from a beautiful little island called IRELAND.

Don't ask me how but I've reached th age of 50,,lol.

I've lived in at least 12 counties in Ireland,, and I've lived in 5 different countries. The cities I've lived in are as follows,,, Galway, London, Amsterdam, Dublin, New York.

I had over 35 different forms of occupation but I've always been an artist. I consider writing a form of art! But I paint, sculpt, play music,,etc., etc., etc.

You may think it's amazing to have had so many jobs (70) but I think it's amazing to be able to keep one job for life! Obviously I've not got that skill.

Although,, if you read my first published book,, "Delusions of Importance",, you may well figure out that all my jobs and my living experience have all been in preparation for me to be the best KING I can be! Oh, yes,, I forgot to mention,, I am The High King of Ireland. Or I'm crazy,, it's not official yet,, although,, I did see a psychiatrist about two years ago and she said I was perfectly normal. (this sucks because at the time I wanted/needed her to say I was nuts lol)

Anyway,, I took a vow of poverty in my early 30's but a few years back a friend convinced me I was being over-dramatic, (I'm still not sure what I will do if I start making any money from this endevour, although it's now 9 months since I published and I've made 4.72 so far so I guess I don't have to worry about it), and then I had a heart attack last year,, so I decided to publish a book for both posthumous and financial reasons, as well as to try and save my country from this spiritual void we hav fallen into!

And now my car has broken down, and I bought a 22foot yacht which was built in 1935 in Baltimore Cork that I'm fixing up, so please,,,,, BUY MY BOOK!!!!,,,LOL.

So, my yacht burnt tp the ground,, lol,, it's 2 years later and my book sales hav been pretty bad!!! Really bad,, almost impossibly bad!!! And I just uploaded a new book,, of poetry,, so,, DON'T BUY THIS ONE EITHER!!!,, LMFAO.

Hey,, 11.11.20. Singles Day. And have I got the book for all you Singles out there. YES,, I have!!,, lol.

My latest book is a collection of Poems which I amassed over the past few years. It's actually my second book of poems but I burnt my first book (60 poems) because there was no way of publishing them at that time except though normal channels,, which in Ireland means a bunch of pretentious bastards who wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire!!!

Alas, the book I burnt was without doubt my finest work! I also burnt my first book, 'The Quest for the High King for Ireland'!

That was a really special book, lol. I did lend it to some friends so it's possible someone made a copy, but i haven't seen them since, which was about 17 years ago, lol.

Anyway, 'Delusions of Poetry, Rhymes of an Irish King' is pretty solid. If I say so myself,, lol. I'dd say I hope you like it except one of my poems in there starts off,,

---I'M ALIVE TODAY---

I wrote this poem today,

For you people here tonight,

If you don't like it,

you know what you can do.......