B.T. Middleton

B.T Middleton is a fat white male in his late thirties whose best days on the paddock and the dancefloor are well and truly behind him. He is originally from Sydney, but currently lives on the Gold Coast with his wife, two tweenaged daughters and his mother. He invented McKnight in order to experience adventures that he was always too ugly and unskilled to experience in real-life.

He has held a variety of significant and influential jobs throughout his working life, including super market checkout operator, Car-Washer, Nursery Hand and mobile phone accessory salesman. In all these roles, B.T. Middleton found that his intelligence, unique sense of humour and mediocrity was under-valued, so he decided to embark on a transitional journey from unexceptional employee to unexceptional writer. He sincerely hopes that this will improve his ability to fulfil his offspring’s unrelenting demand for shelter, electricity and food.

He is a Rugby League tragic who one day hopes to see New South Wales win another series and the Bears reinstated into the NRL, hopefully at the expense of Souffs or the Roosters. He also enjoys cooking foods with copious amounts of melted cheese.