Teachers spent 11 years trying to beat sense into the author. By the time corporal punishment had ended in 1981, he had left school to embark on a life that made no sense whatsoever. Born in Greenock and now living in north London, he plays guitar badly and makes the most unpopular videos ever seen on the internet for his YouTube channel, My Pictorialism.
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