Carl Joseph DeMarco

Carl was born in Perth Amboy, NJ, and moved to the Washington, DC, area when he was two to get the heck out of Jersey. With all the relatives still up there it remained a nice place to visit. His first adventure took place when he crossed Quaker Lane without a grownup at age 4 to buy candy at the 7-11. He tried working in an office once but hated it and quit in 1999 and took up a vagabond's life. He's not sure if his greatest accomplishment is avoiding arrest or living as long as he has. A restless spirit, he accidentally moved to China in 2003 where he has been ever since, except for the occasional trip home. Somehow he found a Chinese girl that would actually marry him. They love each other very much. Go figure. He likes to say, "I have no idea what I'm doing but it seems to be working." UPDATE:Carl has moved back to the US, so he can live in a jurisdiction that hasn't banned Peppa Pig or Winnie the Pooh.