Sam finds it odd to write about himself in the third person He doesn’t think the convention is morally objectionable as such, so he’s going along with it for now.
He’s sure that he’s done lots of interesting things in his life, but every one of them leaked out his ears the moment she sat at his keyboard to write about them. While his mental gears are grinding and smoking, he hopes you’ll be content to know that he lives in a little cottage in the West of Ireland with hordes of children and a sufficiency of elderly dogs.