Mr Divad Thims

Hi I am Divad, glad you have taken the time to consider purchasing my books. I am currently writing a series called The Cruising DeadS, my first volume is out now, Volume 1 The Chosen One. In each of my books I will release some interesting stories about myself in the meantime humor me.

I live in a cardboard box with my family, I have four wives, three dogs, two goldfish and a bearded dragon lizard. Oh yes, I nearly forgot, and sixteen children. My wife’s take me for a walk twice a day, while the dogs cook dinner. I rarely see my children as they are always too busy attending to homework and making sure the cardboard box is kept brown and shiny.

Come on! It’s a book of fiction, how could I possibly spoil it by giving you some non-fiction crap about me. By buying this book you are not only assisting an aspiring new author but more importantly you are helping worthwhile charities that can only make the earthling race more untied. (20% of my royalties are going towards our nominated charities)

Ps. Ok, I will give a little about myself away. My name is Divad Thims, that’s my author pen name, see if you can work out my real name. If you divide by 4, that’s the real number of children I have, likewise with the wife’s. The pets remain the same.

Author asking you the reader a question

Question: You are sat on the ground holding your child in your arms. She was just bitten by a DeadS, you are covered in their blood, as she takes her final gasp of earthly air before turning. Do you destroy her brain? Or do you leave her on the ground and run as fast as you can? Or do you hug her tight with your neck wrapped tightly around her neck, so that she can freely bite and turn you?

Question to you the reader: What would you do?